Art by Chris Green
- An alien named Cupcake Green Queen with an alien code, 9245
- She has pineapple arms, rainbow dreads, a butt chin, and a circular blob body that is multicoloured like a layer cake
- She has three eyes, the middle one being the biggest and the other two half its size, and she can add eyes to her face whenever she wants
- She wears a mask and a helmet
- Is a psychic
- Has transformative powers:
- Can transform into other things
- Can also split into a million little versions of herself and become one again
- When she splits into a million selves, her rainbow dreads turns light blue
- She plays PS4, basketball, and tennis (but specifically with an alien tennis ball)
- Loves chicken
- Poops out cupcakes
- She has a temper and screams when angry
- She is a dancer – specifically the electro shuffle
- She is afraid of pandas, vegetables, and herself
- When she looks into a mirror she gets scared
- Planet Blob
- Made out of cheese, but every year the substance of the planet changes; its entirely edible
- There are cheese animals and aliens made out of chicken wings, and unicorns who eat sprinkles
- When the wind is strong, chicken wings fly around
- Sometimes it rains slime, other times cheese curds, other times baby powder
- Cupcake Green Queen is from a place called Hidden Leaf Village
- Hidden Leaf Village is the most technologically advanced place in the world, as a comet hit the planet and brought syranium with it, an incredible metal they use in their technology
- The aliens drive hover cars and ride around on cheese bicycles
- They like to play foosball and slim-O wrestling where they must belly flop onto their opponent in order to win
- Storian Wrestling is the official sport; the aliens shrink themselves to fit into tiny robots that then battle each other
- Another popular pastime is gummy and sock dolphin training and racing
- Some buildings are made out of cheese and chicken wings
- Other buildings are built out of syranium, and when hit by objects, tiny temporary black holes are formed
- The most popular restaurant is called Joe Joe’s and everyone goes there to celebrate birthdays
- There is a Nacho cheese volcano located on the Snobby Shores of Candy Ocean
- Gummy dolphins and sock dolphins live in Candy Ocean
- Some aliens have pet dolphins with wings who protect them from the flying chicken wings on windy days
- Candy ocean is near the village
- There is a giant cheese monster called Pain & a goo monster with three eyes and three heads
- The alien army defends Hidden Leaf Village with chicken wing weapons that allow them to bury their enemies in chicken wings
- The most important day of year is Chicken Day, and everyone comes to the planet to celebrate
- Chocolate dolphins from other planets also come to visit their dolphin friends
The Story of Planet Blob
Once upon a time there was a land filled with dolphins and chicken wings on a planet called Blob. On this planet, the weather was quite unpredictable, as on really windy days chicken wings would blow across the planet, hitting buildings and anyone unfortunate enough to be in their path.
The aliens who lived on this planet spoke to their leader because they wanted to do something about the crazy weather and the terrible cheese monster, named Pain. Both were threatening their home, The Hidden Leaf Village.
The leader of The Hidden Leaf Village was an alien named Cupcake Green Queen. Cupcake Green Queen loved to dance! Whenever she won a battle or an argument, she’d do the electric shuffle. She had a blob body, rainbow dreads, pineapple arms, three eyes with a big one in the middle of her face, and could split apart into a million little Cupcake Green Queens at will.
However, Cupcake Green Queen had a secret: she feared herself! Without saying why, she made every alien in the village throw out all their mirrors into space, because she got scared every time she looked into a mirror and saw herself.
She also had another secret! Pain the cheese monster was her brother, and he controlled the bad weather on Planet Blob. She knew she had to defeat him, but naturally felt conflicted about it, because Pain was brother.
But what had happened between them all those years ago…? Well, Cupcake Green Queen had kicked Pain out of the Hidden Leaf Village because he was being mean to the other aliens. He was jealous of Cupcake Green Queen because he wanted to be the ruler of the Hidden Leaf Village, which is why he was so mean to everyone (he had trouble working out his issues and took it out on others). The last straw for Cupcake Green Queen was when Pain set her mattress on fire in a fit of jealousy. She’d had it! He had to leave the village, and he was banished to the Nacho Cheese Volcano located on the Snobby Shores of the Candy Ocean.
Pain left the village in a rage, and in his emotional state, he turned into cheese out of pure envy!
However, Pain knew his sister’s secret, that she was afraid of her own image, so he gathered the mirrors she made the village throw away and made a suit of armour out of them. He snuck back into the Hidden Leaf Village and confronted Cupcake, and upon seeing herself reflected in his armour, she fainted and did not regain consciousness for two hours…